Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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