So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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