She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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