I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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