i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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