If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
they need to just BURY HIM!
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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