I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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