Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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