Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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