Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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