how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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