we have pet lesbian snakes
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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