And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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