Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
