what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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