We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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