please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I love you.
Bad choice
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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