Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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