VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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