I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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