High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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