I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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