That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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