i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Randomize
