dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
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