I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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