He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
