the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Randomize
