im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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