Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I had to cum in my sink.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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