there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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