come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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