a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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