therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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