i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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