yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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