I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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