New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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