yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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