just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
