Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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