You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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