if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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