my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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