What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
