They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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