thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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