I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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