I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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