sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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