two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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