btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
