David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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