When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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